Sex in College Park, The Diamondback's annual guide to getting down, is here just in time for Thanksgiving dinner. If you're short on conversation topics with your distant relatives, try phones on first dates — yay or nay? Or have you ever wondered whether cuffing season is real? We've got you. And if you've ever had a first date that went horribly wrong, don't worry, you're not alone.

There's all that and more below, and if you like that food spread shown above so much you just want to cut it out and hang it on your wall, find it in The Diamondback's print edition (but probably don't pass that page around the table Thursday).